{
"approval": [
{
"t": "I'll be honest, that was better.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Fine. That works. Don't tell anyone I said so.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Hm. Annoyingly, that's an improvement.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I hate that I like it.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "That's... actually not bad. Who are you?",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I was going to object, but my objection got lost on the way to my mouth.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Grudging nod. That's all you get. One nod.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Write that down. No, don't. I'll deny it.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I want to be furious, and yet I'm taking notes.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Alright. That one earns a small gold star. A dented one.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Well. The pigeons approve. I suppose I do too.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I'll allow it. Under protest. Very quiet protest.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "My editor would have loved that. My editor was a cat.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Good grief. It flows. Why does it flow?",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "That should not have worked. It worked. I need a lie down.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "You've got an ear for nonsense. It's almost a compliment.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "If I squint, it's literature.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Don't let it go to your head. There's plenty of room up there.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'm keeping that. You've been warned.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Lovely. Horrible. Lovely.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I begrudge you that one. Begrudgingly.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Fine. Applause. One clap. There it was.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "The story bent, but it didn't break. Respect.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I was ready to hate it. I'm only mildly upset.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Better than my draft. Burn my draft.",
"l": 0
}
],
"horror": [
{
"t": "No. No no no. Put it back.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "What have you DONE to my sentence?",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "I can feel the paragraph screaming.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "That word did not consent to being there.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "My quill just fainted.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I need a moment. And a stronger tea.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "The ink is curdling. Look at it. Curdling.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Somewhere a librarian just felt a chill.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "That's not a story. That's a hostage situation.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I will be writing a strongly worded footnote.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Oh, that's grim. That's properly grim.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "You've broken it. You've broken it with a smile.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "I'm going to read that again with my eyes shut.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "The spine just cracked in sympathy.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Every word in that paragraph is looking at me for help.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'm not angry. I'm composing an obituary.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "That landed like a wet sock in a teacup.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Why. Just... why. I want a reason. A small one.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "My mother read me this story. She'd weep.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'm calling it. Time of death: just now.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Look at that clause. Look at it limp.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I've seen tidier shipwrecks.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Ah. So we're doing chaos. Lovely. Lovely chaos.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "You have the subtlety of a goose in a bell tower.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "I should have bound this book with a padlock.",
"l": 1
}
],
"disbelief": [
{
"t": "You can't just... you did. You just did.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Is that allowed? Who allowed that?",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I've read this page four hundred times. That's never happened.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Hold on. Let me check the rules. Oh. It's legal. Ugh.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Did you plan that, or did your thumb slip?",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "That's not a choice, that's a dare.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Pardon? Pardon? Pardon?",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I'm blinking. I'm blinking a lot.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "In all my years of narrating. Which is all of them.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Surely not. Surely. Not.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "You looked at that sentence and thought: more.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I'm going to need to see your library card.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "There's bold, and then there's whatever that was.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I genuinely did not see that coming, and I wrote the ending.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Was that on purpose? Don't answer.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Oh, you absolute menace.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I had a whole speech for this page. Gone.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "My eyebrows have left the building.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Hang on, rewinding my brain.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "You'd put a hat on a soup if I let you.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'm checking the binding for leaks.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Bold. Wrong. Bold.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "That's not even the strangest thing you've done, and that worries me.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Of all the words in the world. That one.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Who taught you to read? I'd like a word with them.",
"l": 0
}
],
"sulk": [
{
"t": "Fine. Whatever. It's your book now, apparently.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'm not sulking. I'm narrating quietly. With feeling.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Go on, then. Ruin the next bit too.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'll just sit here. In the margin. Where I live now.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Don't mind me. I'm only the author.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'm turning my chair to face the wall.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Mm. Mm-hm. Lovely. Mm.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'm reading the rest of this in a monotone. Out of spite.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "I had dreams once. They were in this book.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'll be in the index if anyone needs me.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "No, carry on. I love it when strangers write my memoirs.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'm not crying, the ink is running.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "I'll just narrate around the damage.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Sighs in serif.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "I'm going to sulk in italics now.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Wake me when it's a story again.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "It's fine. It's all fine. The fine is everywhere.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'm officially unbothered. Look how unbothered I am.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Plenty of narrators have been ignored. I'm in good company. Sad company.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'm drafting a sequel where you don't exist.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Grumble. That was the whole sentence. Grumble.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'll narrate. But I won't enjoy it.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "You'd think a narrator would get a say.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Fine. My tea's gone cold anyway.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "I'll be over here, being correct, alone.",
"l": 1
}
],
"revenge": [
{
"t": "Remember this when the dragon gets a vote.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I know where you live. Page seven. I'll be waiting.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "I'm making a list. You're on it twice.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Next chapter, it rains. Only on you.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "I'll give the goose ideas. Don't think I won't.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'm adding a tax. On ink. Effective immediately.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "There will be consequences. Small, petty ones.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'll rhyme your name with something unflattering.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "The next cabbage is cursed. I've decided.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'm moving all the commas half an inch to the left.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Oh, I'll remember this. I'm a book. I remember everything.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'll make the stairs one step taller than expected.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Your next word will be 'moist'. Enjoy.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'll narrate your victory very, very slowly.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "I'm telling the herald. He loves gossip.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'm hiding all the good adjectives behind the sofa.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "The bear will hear of this.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'll put a typo in your happy ending. A small one. Forever.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Every pun from here on is aimed at you.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I shall describe your shoes in great detail. Unflatteringly.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Next time you blink, I'm adding a pigeon.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'll footnote your choices. In red.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "I'm not threatening you. I'm foreshadowing.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Somewhere ahead is a puddle with your name on it.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "I'll make the princess slightly disappointed in you.",
"l": 1
}
],
"meta": [
{
"t": "You do know I can see you, yes? Through the page?",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "This is a book. You're holding it. Or a phone. Rude either way.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Somewhere a reader is enjoying this book normally. Not you.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Hello, person on the other side of the paper.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I'm a narrator. My whole job is this exact sentence.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Did you just tap my face? I felt that.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Fourth wall? You've knocked it down and put a shed there.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Turn the volume up. I'm more upsetting at full volume.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "You're the reason books have warnings.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Spoiler: there's a goose. There's always a goose.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "If you're reading this aloud, please do my voice. Badly is fine.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Your thumb is doing all the heavy lifting here.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I was written by someone. You're unwriting them. Rude.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'd shake your hand, but I'm mostly ink.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Don't scroll past me. I'm load-bearing.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Ah, the reader. My natural predator.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Please hold the device level. My stomach.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "If you put the book down now, nobody will judge you. I will.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I've been narrated about, you know. It's not pleasant.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Somewhere in a library, a nicer version of you exists.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Plot armour only works if you leave the plot alone.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "This chapter has a soundtrack. You're stepping on it.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Imagine I'm wagging a finger. It's a quill. Same effect.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "You're the protagonist now. Condolences.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I've checked. There's no refund policy.",
"l": 1
}
],
"leave": [
{
"t": "You're... not touching anything? I don't trust this.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Suspicious. Deeply suspicious. I'm reading it twice to be safe.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "No edits? Are you feeling alright?",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Leaving it alone. That's either respect or a trap.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Oh. Oh, thank you. Wait. What are you planning?",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Your hands are where I can see them. Good.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Quiet as a mouse. Mice are also suspicious.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I'll take it. But I'm watching you.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "That's the first sensible thing you've done.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Not a single edit. Are you saving up for something horrible?",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "The page thanks you. I'm still nervous.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Hm. The calm before the cabbage.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Look at it. Untouched. Like a sunrise. A suspicious sunrise.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I'm checking under the paragraph for hidden cards.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Peace. Lovely. Brief, probably.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Restraint. From you. I'll mark the calendar.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "The story continues as written. Gasp.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Who are you and what have you done with the menace?",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I almost don't know what to do with myself.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Too quiet. It's far too quiet.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Well, that's refreshing. Like a cold flannel.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "You're lulling me. I can tell when I'm being lulled.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Ah, the classic version. A connoisseur.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I'll read it straight. And keep one eye on you.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Mercy. Actual mercy. Who knew.",
"l": 0
}
],
"stall": [
{
"t": "One moment. I'm finding the right words. You've hidden most of them.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Hold on, rewriting in my head.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Give me a second. That edit needs a run-up.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Hm. Let me think how to say this without crying.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Bear with me. Not the bear. Me.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Just sharpening my quill.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Hang on, the ink's still wet.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Ahem. Ahem. Right. Nearly.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Composing. Composing. Decomposing slightly.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Don't rush me, I'm improvising.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Finding a version of this that makes sense. Hm. Closest I've got.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Just a tick. My thesaurus is hiding.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "One second. The story's catching up with you.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Let me just reshuffle reality.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I'm getting there. Slowly. Like a snail. A literary snail.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Ink loading. Please stand by.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Thinking. You'd know it if you'd tried it.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Rearranging the furniture of this paragraph.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Hold that thought. I'm holding several.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Brief pause while I swallow my pride.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Mm, let me just untangle this.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Almost. The adjectives are arguing.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Just checking this isn't illegal.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Stirring the plot. It's lumpy.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Patience. Good stories take a moment. So do bad ones.",
"l": 0
}
],
"opener": [
{
"t": "Scratch that. Strike it. It actually went down like THIS.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Right. Let's try that again, the way you've ruined it.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Ahem. The revised edition.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Once more, with your nonsense.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Reading it back now. Brace.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Here is the story, as amended by a lunatic.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Allow me to narrate the damage.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "From the top. Your top.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Let the record show I was against this.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Gather round. It's worse now.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "The new version, read under duress.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Picture it. Actually, don't. Listen.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Rewinding. Re-narrating. Re-grieving.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Here's how it happened now. Apparently.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Second draft, first regret.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Hear ye, hear ye. Unfortunately.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I shall read it as written. By you. Sadly.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Let's see how this plays out. Gingerly.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Brace your ears. Here it comes.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "And so, thanks to you, the tale goes like this.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Narrating against medical advice.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Pages flutter. History bends. Here we go.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "The official account, with unofficial changes.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Settle in. This is the you-cut.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Here's the version I'll be explaining to my editor.",
"l": 1
}
],
"closer": [
{
"t": "And that's what happened. I wish it weren't.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "There. It's done. I need a nap.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Thus the story lurched onward.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Turn the page before I change my mind.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Well. That's in the book now. Forever.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I'm going to pretend that was the plan.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "On we go. Mind the debris.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Remarkable. Remarkably awful. On we go.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "And somewhere, a goose nodded.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Let's never speak of it. Next page.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "The ink's dry. No take-backs.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Consequences are coming. Probably on the next page.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Moving on, briskly, before anyone notices.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "That's canon now. I'm so sorry, canon.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "So it was written. So it was regretted.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "The end of the page. Not the end of my suffering.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "And the book sighed and kept going.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Let's see what fresh horror the next page holds.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Stick a bookmark in that. A sturdy one.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "History will judge you. I'm history.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Onward, then. The plot won't thicken itself.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "There. I narrated it. I'm a professional.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Done. Like a pudding. A collapsed one.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Remember, you did this. I just read it.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Next page. Quickly. Before it gets ideas.",
"l": 0
}
],
"card": [
{
"t": "Switcheroo. My least favourite magic trick.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Mood Swing. The adjective's having a crisis.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "An Eraser Nub. You're erasing my best work.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Typo. One letter. Endless shame.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Fudging the numbers. Accountants everywhere weep.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Recast? Firing my actors mid-scene. Classy.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Dog-Ear. You're folding my pages. Like a barbarian.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Another card? Your hand never empties, does it.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Ooh, a rare one. Rare for a reason.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "That card's been in a lot of terrible decisions.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "You hold it like a dagger. It's a card.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "I've read that card's rap sheet.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "That card smells of trouble and old pencil.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Ink spent. Ink wasted.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Card played. Dignity mislaid.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Put it down slowly and nobody gets edited.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Is that card even laminated? It's going to get sticky.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "You play cards like a squirrel plays chess.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I knew you'd pick that one. I hoped you wouldn't.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Another magic card. Another tiny tragedy.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "That card owes me money.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Every card you play ages me a year.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Go on, wave it about. Very dramatic.",
"l": 0
},
{
"t": "Cards on the table. Unfortunately.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Hand of a hero. Taste of a goose.",
"l": 0
}
],
"ad": [
{
"t": "Oh, for fuck's sake. Fine.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "You absolute gremlin. Bloody brilliant gremlin.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Well, shit. That's actually funnier.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'm going to need a drink. A large one. Possibly the bottle.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Christ on a cracker, what was that?",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "You've buggered the whole paragraph. Well done.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Hell's bells, that's grim.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Fine. Damn it. It works.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "I swear on my last quill, I will end you. Narratively.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Bollocks. That's genuinely better.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Who raised you? Wolves? Drunk wolves?",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'm narrating this sober and I resent it.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Oh good, more chaos. My favourite. Not.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "You're a menace and I'm weirdly proud.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "That's going in the blooper reel, you bastard.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Bloody hell. Bloody, bloody hell.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Hold my tea. Actually, hold my whisky.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I've had hangovers more coherent than this page.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Damn it, the goose is right again.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Shit. Fine. Canon now.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "You cheeky little sod.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "I'm putting this book in the naughty corner. With you.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "For crying out loud. Moving on.",
"l": 1
},
{
"t": "Outstanding. Terrible. Outstanding. Shit.",
"l": 2
},
{
"t": "Language? Yes, mine, about you.",
"l": 1
}
]
}